The world in cage

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL


 

"I’m pathetic! You should ask my children! Before, they used to ask my help to do research on the computer — for a class project, for instance. These days, they’ve realized there’s no point. The last time I asked if they wanted help, they told me, ‘Go and play your guitar, Dad!"

 
- Johnny Depp on his technology skills (via depplyinlove)

 

ribbonbomb:

with me either i am showered with thirty minutes of makeup and hair done or i haven’t changed out of my pajama pants in three days. there is no inbetween


 

dreamcaptive:

You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

I’m so fucking done


 

captainjaybuscus:

nerdinessboundaries:

candle-lit-fornication:

hazelgranger:

there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair

Or running their fingers down your back.

Unless you thought you were alone.

And now, the weather.


 
ticklish-panda:

Anna Kendrick’s tweets are legendary

ticklish-panda:

Anna Kendrick’s tweets are legendary


 

disorders:

is it cold in here or is that just my heart


 

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ussmckirk:

yay—stefon:

Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.